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We will personally make straight weddings an occasion of absolute agony—an event best known for dread, a party people will be too scared to attend.
 
        
        
      
    
     
      
      We will personally make straight weddings an occasion of absolute agony—an event best known for dread, a party people will be too scared to attend.